The Archetypical Post-NFA Story, Schmoopy Version:
Spike and/or Angel: Hello, Buffy.
Buffy: Spike! And/or Angel! I thought you were dead! Or not, as the case may be.
Spike and/or Angel: Well, you got that one wrong.
Buffy: Why didn’t you call?
Spike and/or Angel: Because A: Andrew said you didn’t trust me B: […]