Minor Bverse snippet:
TEN REASONS
“Do you, Alexander Lavelle Harris, take…”
Because nine times out of ten, she’ll choose monkey.
Because she’s a pervert too.
Because she has no irony in her, which is an incredible relief for someone who grew up in an irony mine.
Because she dances in high heels.
Because she let Willow be best man (woman? vampire?) in […]


