A story of sex, violence, violent sex, pizza, gods, demons, ex-demons, road trips, gratuitous Hank Summers, black magic, white magic, sorta greyish magic, felonies and misdemeanors, Eskimo kisses, spontaneous combustion, ethical dilemmas, ex-lovers, Willow Gone Bad, wrecked furniture, the importance (or not) of the soul, the care and feeding of social workers, insanity, prison bitches, a dead Beatle, ice cream therapy, a disappointing performance by Man U., life after death, undeath after life, the folding of laundry, dismemberment, job hunting, Ultimate Evil, blood play, channel surfing, true love and (ooh, that word) redemption...

In which

is explored the question of whether or not one Buffy Anne Summers, vampire slayer extraordinaire, and one William the Bloody, vampire of infinite heart and limited ethics, can reach a certain degree of mutual accomodation after diverse discourses and considerable ass-kicking.

Epilogue