Barb! How the hell do I get to the smut?

To access the NC-17 stories, you must A) Register, B) Go to your account (if you're already registered and logged in, then just click on the Login link again), C) Check the option which says that you are of legal age, and D) save your settings.

Barb! Your stupid site keeps logging me out!

Make sure you've checked the box that says 'Remember me.' That should fix the problem. If it doesn't, check your browser security and privacy settings to make sure you have cookies enabled.

Barb! I forgot my password!  What do I do now?

To recover a lost password, click here and enter the e-mail address with which you registered.  Your password will be sent to you shortly. Not that you actually need to register, except to read the smutty stuff, of which there's less than you might think.

What kinds of stories are allowed?

MINE! It's all mine, MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ETA: What this means is, this is a private archive I set up for my own fan fiction. I don't accept submissions from anyone else. Sorry.

How do I contact the site administrator?

That would be me, and you can e-mail me via the contact form.

What are the ratings used on the site?

I use the MPAA ratings system. Yeah, I know, they kick up a fuss, but everyone knows exactly what "R" means. WTF is "FRAO?" Basically, I write to about the same level of sex and violence we got on the show. Well, maybe a little more sex. But if you're old enough to watch season 6 of BtVS, you're probably old enough to read anything on this site.

What are the story classifications?

Stories are classified by length, genre, pairings, characters, and warnings. If you can't find something, let me know.